burn wards and unicorns

chocolatechipcookies and dinos and stars and glitter and jets and amazing and dreams and trashcans and xxx and tequila and beer and longnights and and and

Period Troubles

gangsterapparel:

Period: you want cookies
Period: you want to fuck
Period: you want to fuck while eating cookies
Period: lets be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: kill them
Period: kill them too
Period: kill them and eat their cookies
Period: shhhh it’s okay you’ll feel better soon
Period: no you wont fuck you
Period: whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

sashagreyseyes:

sucysucyfivedolla:

like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!” 

nobody fuckin does that. nobody

it’s more along the lines of

do you want an abortion or do you want to die

do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week

do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support

do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby

THIS

(via rhyme-vigilante)

littledisneyguide:

IT’S TIME FOR A NEW TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!

I’ve decided to give away my stained glass piece of the Corona sun symbol from Tangled to one lucky follower. Reblog today for a chance to win it. The entry period will run until June 21st, 2014 (also known as the summer solstice.) After which a winner will be chosen. (Available only to residents of the US and Canada)

Rules:

- Only reblogs count and participants may reblog as many times as they’d like.

- Must be following this blog (I will check)

- No giveaway blogs (I will check)

- Entries must be submitted no later than June 21st, 2014 11:59:59 pm. 

- Will only ship to the US and Canada.

- Must reach at least 75 notes.

I’ve recently gotten into the hobby of making stained glass pieces and it’s something I really enjoy and I hope to continue doing it for years to come and I’d like to share some of what I’ve made with those out there. The piece I’m giving away is a $50 value and I’m going to give it away to one of my followers because you put up with all my nonsense. So I wish you good luck and have a magical day!

(via littledisneyguide)

watchtheskytonight:

playthebells-monalisa:

serahfarron:

awklicious:


Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.

makes the scene 100000 times better omfg

you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on 

thus why we all love Johnny Depp.

everybody loves Johnny Depp

watchtheskytonight:

playthebells-monalisa:

serahfarron:

awklicious:

Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.

makes the scene 100000 times better omfg

you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on 

thus why we all love Johnny Depp.

everybody loves Johnny Depp

(Source: crescentrnoon, via disneylandguru)

tzviaariella:

So can we talk about how Finding Nemo had not one, but three major characters with disabilities? And how all of those characters (Nemo, Dory, and Gill) were fully fledged characters? And how a core message of the movie was that disability=/=incompetence or worthlessness? And that the movie accomplished this without ever turning into “inspiration porn” or even making it a big deal?

Can we talk about that?

Because it’s kind of awesome.

(via disneylandguru)

backdoorteenmom:

lxvemxneyparty:

Jamie Lynn Spears leaves the audience at the 2014 American Country Music Awards (which took place in Las Vegas) after Blake Shelton’s rude comment about her sister Britney


apparently the audience didn’t have to go anywhere to see a lip synch performance

(via the-krusty-crew)