burn wards and unicorns

chocolatechipcookies and dinos and stars and glitter and jets and amazing and dreams and trashcans and xxx and tequila and beer and longnights and and and
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

(Source: badkryptonian, via cosimad)

thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?
WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:
1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)2 cups plain yogurt1/2 container of cool whip.Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.
 
SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?

WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??

WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:

1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)
2 cups plain yogurt
1/2 container of cool whip.
Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.

 

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

(via fuckyeah1990s)

artoffoxsnout45:

obsessivecomplex:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I SNORTED SO LOUD IN A QUIET PLACE

MY FAVORITE VINE

(via cosimad)

weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

(via hathr)

secondstartotherightxo:

TOKYO DISNEYLAND EXCLUSIVE MERCHANDISE GIVEAWAY!!!!!! 

Hello beauties!

In honor of Disneyland’s 59th Anniversary, as of the 17th of this month (July), I have decided to host another Tokyo Disneyland exclusive merchandise giveaway! THESE MERCHANDISE ITEMS CAN ONLY AND I REPEAT - ONLY - BE FOUND AT TOKYO DISNEYLAND!!!! 

THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER WILL RECEIVE: 

  • BE OUR GUEST DINNER RESERVATION FOR TWO AT MAGIC KINGDOM! 
  • FROZEN JAPAN MERCHANDISE 
  • ELSA IPHONE 5/5S PHONE CASE 
  • FROZEN JAPAN MOVIE SOUNDTRACK - THE JAPAN SOUNDTRACK HAS EXCLUSIVE SONGS THAT CANNOT BE FOUND ON THE US SOUNDTRAÇK. 
  • ARIEL TOWEL - IT AS AN ADORABLE MERMAID FIN AT THE HEAD SO YOU CAN EVEN WEAR IT AS A COSTUME AND DISNEYBOUND AS HER! 

THE 1ST RUNNER UP WILL RECEIVE:

  • OSWALD IPHONE 5/5S PHONE CASE
  • DUFFY AND SHELLIE MAY MERCHANDISE FROM TOKYO DISNEYSEA (SHELLIE AND DUFFY MAE BEARS ARE EXTREMELY POPULAR HERE IN JAPAN, SO THESE ITEMS ARE VERY VALUABLE)
  • MINNIE MOUSE FEDORA HAT (THIS IS ACTUALLY A SUMMER 2014 SELLER WITHIN THE TOKYO DISNEY PARKS - IT IS ABSOLUTELY CUTE! I HAVE ONE MYSELF) 

THE 2ND RUNNER UP WILL RECEIVE:

  • TOY STORY MANIA MERCHANDISE 
  • A TOY STORY CUP (THIS ITEM IS ACTUALLY A CURRENT BEST SELLER AT TOKYO DISNEYSEA)
  • A LITTLE GREEN MEN SLING BACKPACK (THIS ITEM IS ANOTHER CURRENT BEST SELLER AT TOKYO DISNEYSEA THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY BACKORDERED NOW!)
  • SNOW WHITE LANYARD (IT ACTUALLY CHANGES SLIDES FROM THE EVIL QUEEN TO SNOW WHITE KISSING DOPEY!) 
  • LILO STUFFED ANIMAL KEYCHAIN (IN HONOR OF THE WORLD CUP, LILO IS WEARING A GOALIE UNIFORM) 

In order to enter this special giveaway, PLEASE PLEASE read the following guidelines before entering:

  • YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME - YES, I WILL CHECK TO SEE IF YOU ARE! 
  • YOU MAY REBLOG THIS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE 
  • ONLY REBLOGS COUNT - NOT LIKES! 
  • YOU MUST BE WILLING TO GIVE ME YOUR PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS IN ORDER FOR ME TO NOTIFY YOU OF YOUR WINNING A PRIZE FROM MY GIVEAWAY (FANMAIL SEEMS TO BE EXTREMELY UNRELIABLE ON HERE) 

THE WINNERS WILL BE SELECTED RANDOMLY BY A COMPUTER PROGRAM! CONTEST/GIVEAWAY ENDS ON JULY 25TH AT 12AM (JST)! 

GOOD LUCK! IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME! HAVE A MAGICAL DAY FILLED WITH OLAF CARROT NOSES, DOLE WHIPS, MICKEY CHURROS, TONYS TOWN SQUARE SPAGHETTI, MARTHA WASHINGTON CAKES, AND PIXIE DUST!

LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, XO 

(via secondstartotherightxo)

guiltyhipster:

This is actually a fantastic part of the movie because Pixar is giving the viewers a gentle reminder of what real life is like. Accidents happen, even to good people, and you can’t make it a tragedy if you have to dip into your savings to repair the damage. You just have to keep moving forward, work hard, and hope for the best. 

(via the-krusty-crew)