burn wards and unicorns

chocolatechipcookies and dinos and stars and glitter and jets and amazing and dreams and trashcans and xxx and tequila and beer and longnights and and and

You drop that bass, Mr old man.

Or rather, your canes.  Whatever. Dance.

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girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

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People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

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