burn wards and unicorns

chocolatechipcookies and dinos and stars and glitter and jets and amazing and dreams and trashcans and xxx and tequila and beer and longnights and and and

gronos:

pearlgains:

brattylifts:

Idk where to even start with this one

"The white man is oppressed now more than ever."

"The white man is oppressed now more than ever."

"The white man is oppressed now more than ever."

HOLY SHIT I ALMOST CHOKED I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.
Yes, you poor white man, you are so oppressed.  Please tell me more.

(via theofficialariel)

secondstartotherightxo:

TOKYO DISNEYLAND EXCLUSIVE MERCHANDISE GIVEAWAY!!!!!! 

Hello beauties!

In honor of Disneyland’s 59th Anniversary, as of the 17th of this month (July), I have decided to host another Tokyo Disneyland exclusive merchandise giveaway! THESE MERCHANDISE ITEMS CAN ONLY AND I REPEAT - ONLY - BE FOUND AT TOKYO DISNEYLAND!!!! 

THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER WILL RECEIVE: 

  • BE OUR GUEST DINNER RESERVATION FOR TWO AT MAGIC KINGDOM! 
  • FROZEN JAPAN MERCHANDISE 
  • ELSA IPHONE 5/5S PHONE CASE 
  • FROZEN JAPAN MOVIE SOUNDTRACK - THE JAPAN SOUNDTRACK HAS EXCLUSIVE SONGS THAT CANNOT BE FOUND ON THE US SOUNDTRAÇK. 
  • ARIEL TOWEL - IT AS AN ADORABLE MERMAID FIN AT THE HEAD SO YOU CAN EVEN WEAR IT AS A COSTUME AND DISNEYBOUND AS HER! 

THE 1ST RUNNER UP WILL RECEIVE:

  • OSWALD IPHONE 5/5S PHONE CASE
  • DUFFY AND SHELLIE MAY MERCHANDISE FROM TOKYO DISNEYSEA (SHELLIE AND DUFFY MAE BEARS ARE EXTREMELY POPULAR HERE IN JAPAN, SO THESE ITEMS ARE VERY VALUABLE)
  • MINNIE MOUSE FEDORA HAT (THIS IS ACTUALLY A SUMMER 2014 SELLER WITHIN THE TOKYO DISNEY PARKS - IT IS ABSOLUTELY CUTE! I HAVE ONE MYSELF) 

THE 2ND RUNNER UP WILL RECEIVE:

  • TOY STORY MANIA MERCHANDISE 
  • A TOY STORY CUP (THIS ITEM IS ACTUALLY A CURRENT BEST SELLER AT TOKYO DISNEYSEA)
  • A LITTLE GREEN MEN SLING BACKPACK (THIS ITEM IS ANOTHER CURRENT BEST SELLER AT TOKYO DISNEYSEA THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY BACKORDERED NOW!)
  • SNOW WHITE LANYARD (IT ACTUALLY CHANGES SLIDES FROM THE EVIL QUEEN TO SNOW WHITE KISSING DOPEY!) 
  • LILO STUFFED ANIMAL KEYCHAIN (IN HONOR OF THE WORLD CUP, LILO IS WEARING A GOALIE UNIFORM) 

In order to enter this special giveaway, PLEASE PLEASE read the following guidelines before entering:

  • YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME - YES, I WILL CHECK TO SEE IF YOU ARE! 
  • YOU MAY REBLOG THIS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE 
  • ONLY REBLOGS COUNT - NOT LIKES! 
  • YOU MUST BE WILLING TO GIVE ME YOUR PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS IN ORDER FOR ME TO NOTIFY YOU OF YOUR WINNING A PRIZE FROM MY GIVEAWAY (FANMAIL SEEMS TO BE EXTREMELY UNRELIABLE ON HERE) 

THE WINNERS WILL BE SELECTED RANDOMLY BY A COMPUTER PROGRAM! CONTEST/GIVEAWAY ENDS ON JULY 25TH AT 12AM (JST)! 

GOOD LUCK! IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME! HAVE A MAGICAL DAY FILLED WITH OLAF CARROT NOSES, DOLE WHIPS, MICKEY CHURROS, TONYS TOWN SQUARE SPAGHETTI, MARTHA WASHINGTON CAKES, AND PIXIE DUST!

LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, XO 

(via secondstartotherightxo)

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

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teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via rhyme-vigilante)